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blooop.lol

unOfficial Documentation v0.0.0

VANILLA JS NO DEPENDENCIES WORKS ON MY MACHINE WEB 1.0 AESTHETIC ZERO FRAMEWORKS CSS-IN-HTML LITERALLY JUST A SOUND WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THESE!?
WTF is BLOOOP?

Have you ever heard something so dumb, so stupid, you don't know if you should laugh or salute it?

That's blooop, son.

⚠️ WARNING: Clicking this button will produce an audible "blooop" sound. Please ensure your volume is at a reasonable level before proceeding.

Technical note: The blooop sound is delivered via HTML5 Audio API. Sample rate: 44.1kHz or sumtn. File format: MP3. Compression: Probably too much. Vibe: Immaculate.

WHY BLooOp?

Because I've seen you...you're over there staring at chatgpt like its some doggone microwave burrito.

Download blooop today and receive audio notifications when your AI finally finishes thinkin'.

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Currently works on ChatGPT in the browser, cause that's what most of you fools be using. Future support for other ai slop machines coming soon.

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
Product Name chat dinger by blooop (all lowercase, three O's, one P)
Version 1.0.0 (Stable, probably)
File Size Smol (KB, not MB like some frameworks we won't name)
Dependencies Zero. Nada. Zilch.
Supported Browsers pretty much anything but safari. basically.
Lines of Code way too many.
Coffee Consumed Too much
Origin Story Someone was tired of watching claudes revolving bunghole
Bloops Delivered: ∞ Time Saved: Incalculable Vibes: Immaculate
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Is this for real?
Unfortunately, yes. We spent way too much time building this.
Can I request new features?
Please! @wtfisbloop on social.
Why three O's?
"Bloop" was already taken by that weird ocean sound from 1997 Plus the turd who owns "bloop.com" wants $250,000. So I bought blooop.lol and a lambo instead. ANDDD three O's is better than two anyway... science.
Can I customize the sound?
The sound is blooop. The sound has always been blooop. The sound will always be blooop. Do not resist the blooop.
What is chat dinger?
read the blog. long story short, chat dinger is the normal looking tool for the people who aren't in on the joke...
Does this work offline?
Once you download the extension, the blooop lives on your machine. It's yours forever. You can take it camping. You can take it to space. The blooop is now part of your legacy. Your llm might not work offline though.
What's your tech stack?
who cares? HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and pure unadulterated hubris.
You say we, and I...
yes. idk.
How do I uninstall this?
You don't. The blooop is eternal. (Just kidding, standard Chrome extension removal applies. chrome://extensions etc.)
BLOOOG

[download-blooop.mp3] - Get the raw audio file (for advanced users who want to integrate blooop into their own workflows)

📄 not-the-ocean-bloop.html
A comprehensive analysis of why blooop (three O's) is different from the 1997 ocean bloop (two O's). Includes citations. We did our research.
📄 what-is-chat-dingerhtml
plain and simple, chat dinger is the normal looking tool for people who aren't in on the joke...
📂 blog/
More posts about sounds, AI, and our questionable life choices.
stay in the bLoOop

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actually don't subscribe. because if you do, we might feel obligated to do something more productive with our time.

just download the freaking extension and tell your mom to too.

CREDITS & LEGAL

Created by someone who spent way too much time thinking about notification sounds.

* Not actually ISO 9001 compliant. IDK what that even means. I just thought it sounded kewl.

Special thanks to Claude, Gemini and ChatGPT for being my technical cofounder on this monumental task.

Privacy policy: there is no privacy policy. assume anything you do on a computer is tracked. always. especially with these large language models and client side scanning. psh, you were worried about little ole blooop. how about this, we won't sell your email.